So, how ’bout those Dick Pics hey? No seriously, I do not get the whole dick pic thing at all. I’ve never had to urge to send anybody a photo of my junk ever and I don’t see why dudes enjoy it so much, it’s weird. Let me further explain how I got to this subject in the first place: last week at my retail job there was a bunch of us in the back room talking and somehow the conversation ended up on dick pics…as you do. Now the most fascinating thing that came from this discussion, which pretty much lasted off and on all day I might add, was one of the girls I work with told us that she recently had to advertise for a new house mate and her ad had her mobile number on it and guess what she got a lot of? Yep, dick pics. What the hell is wrong with people? Who sees a phone number and thinks, “damn, I need to send that chick a picture of my dick ASAP!” Now my workmate Rob and I, who lets be honest here, we spearheaded this entire conversation all day (it’s what we do), thought that as we are both old dudes and we both didn’t get this so maybe it’s a younger generation thing. Yeah, no, she said there were quite a few “old wrinkling looking ones as well”. Come on, what the hell is wrong with the world?
One discussion we had was why the hell guys do it for, it’s not like it’s the most attractive part of the body, in fact it’s probably the ugliest part of the body. Oh and that’s not just guys, pretty sure lots of ladies think that as well, well the ones I asked did anyway. Now I came up with an analogy that Rob quite liked so I’ll share it here: No one has ever gone to a hardware store and looked at the hammers there and thought “Damn, that’s one fine looking hammer”, true? But if you need to smash a nail into something, what do you use? Right, a hammer. Well, that’s how I look at it anyway, correct me if I’m wrong here.
So after quite a few very funny conversations and observations, I knew I just had to do a dick pic related cartoon. You know what? Pretty sure I’ve got a couple more left in me yet 😉 Now I’ve never used Snapchat, but from what I hear it is one of the worlds greatest depository of dick pics, so once I got the initial idea of aliens coming dressed as giant dicks it was only a matter of time until I made the connection. Oh in case you’re wondering why I did the speech text at the bottom instead of a speech bubble it was because that was a lot of text and when I did put it on the cartoon it pretty much cover almost the entire background. And I liked that background, I put a lot of work into it! That and it set the scene as well.
As usual, I did some quick Google research before typing this and damn I found some funny stuff and it’s good to know it’s not just me that doesn’t get it, so here’s a couple of good highlights:
Anyway, enough dick talk, hope you like the cartoon, see you next time.